beauty and bitch.

By VIJAY

 Seen a lady buying a book called “the subtle art of not giving a fuck.”

She gave a quick fuck buying it.

And then an old woman bought the book “the idiot,” by dos. And proceeded on her way happily.

I tried to talk to the lady.

“Fuck off, I don’t give a damn,” said she.

The old woman called me and said, “My child, beauty and bitch exist together.”

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