Me and my bag.
That's what I have got. My only buddy. I never wanted to write a story like this but this is what I am going through and I have been through. The bag and me. Whenever I go to a theatre I take it with me, it's almost like a girlfriend to me. When there is no one beside me I keep it in a seat so I can treat it like a being. ("BEING" what a crazy word it is. It almost can be uttered by a fool and the wise. While the wise have the guts to carry it, the poor have the agony of thinking about it. It's almost ecstasy when you fuck your wife by being poor. It's pain when you have to support the family you have created by fucking the whore. I mean the wife. It's not just an ordinary piece of art. It's a masterpiece which brings forth the snot swinging nose of your only child. You both must have thought "why the hell didn't i have used condom." Well that's where you think about the word BEING and RESPONSIBLE at the same time. And your only orgasm is standing in front of you crying like a bitch. Fuck it. It's your agony who is calling it bitch. You are a bitch.) Being with my bag is just being insane in a sane world who thinks me insane cause they think themselves sane cause i am talking with my bag. Doesn't make any sense. When i am eating in a bakery i take it with me so i can pack my stuff which i couldn't finish eating while talking with it ecstatically i forget that it is a bag and start pinching its hips and holding it's left ass cheek with my left hand. The people around are mad. Well nobody wants a stranger to behave insane, while nobody wants to be a company to that stranger. Women should be happy for me. But the people I know feel sorry for me. They both are fools. This bag has carried so many memories for me. It has carried from condoms to class 21 vodka. Howsoever cheap the thrill was, I have shared everything with it. Now some fools ask me, "have you come all alone." "No…my bag is with me." That's where I lost half the acquaintances.
And i am sad that i never want to carry any sex toy in it. I don't want to dishonor it. My bag, my buddy, you gave me the greatest time I have ever had. It's strange that I am typing this at 11:50 pm and not in the morning makes me even crazy. It's strange that women my age never replied to me. I am still waiting for the messages i have sent some fucking months ago. And they consider me mad. Fools they are. And they might ask me "why only women, don't you have any other friends" Well i am straight. I like warm cunts. Cunts with hair I never mind. I never had a look at it in my 25 years of BEING. BEING makes me 😂. I like to suck on those titties and kiss those carefully nourished pink lips. Enough of it.
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